Real American Heroes

Yes, I could be talking about

or

BUT NOT THIS TIME!

No, this time I'm talking about some serious Men of Conscience, I'm talking about construction workers who are taking a pledge to not build a giant Middle Finger to America two blocks from Ground Zero. You can read about their reasoning here. I especially love the quote from the dude who said that he would build the mosque next door to his house, but manners are manners and building a giant trophy mosque next to a huge Islamic terrorist strike is just over the top and really needs to be recognized as such. He's being fair and reasonable. 

But 1776 you say,  shouldn't they have the RIGHT to build their mosque there?

To which I say, well you have the right to stand up and make fart jokes at a wedding ceremony, does it mean you should?

This is just getting stupid.

I'll just come flat out and say it, here is Obama on vacation AGAIN. What the hell man. You know if he was actually doing his job and the economy was working great, that would be one thing but IT ISN'T and he's on VACAY AGAIN.

Gag.

And what's this with the stupid mosque in NYC. HEY, MORON, as the President of the United States, it would behoove you to just keep your mouth shut about something that you have no control over. But of course that's too hard when you have such an excellent opportunity to shove your foot down your throat. I think I have to subscribe to the mayor of Las Vegas when he said that Obama is a slow learner. I don't think he really learns things at all.

The point of the mosque debacle is that the majority of the country is against it. It doesn't matter if something is right or wrong at that point, it matters that the president just needs to STFU and GTFO because it is a non-starter for him. I know I have yet to say anything funny in this post so I'll end it with a little joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Vacays. Wow. All this uproar over the Obama's vacationing habits is just nonplussing the hell all out of me. How does their selfishness surprise ANYONE?

Hello my pretties....

Oh yeah, Judicial Fiat does not fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

Once again, the branch of government that is not elected runs around thwarting the will of the people.

Oh but 1776 you say, You just got done talking about how democracy was a bad thing.

Yes I did, however, AGAIN WITH THE RULES.

The proper way for government to work is for the legislature to pass something and have the governor sign it. The purpose of the judiciary is not to make law, but to interpret law. So just like the State Supreme Court in Cali just made up this law that gays can marry, this judge just follows right back in those footsteps and just throws a middle finger right in the face of the people that make up that state.

EVEN IN CALIFORNIA, oh elector of like every Democrat since Bush The First.

Yeah, the CSC, said, you know what guyth? We think that gayth should be allowed to get married becauth ith justh the moth wonderful thing, yeth it ith.

So The People said, Uh. No. and passed Prop 8, just kicking that nonsense in the groin. But as per usual, here come the clowns in the robes.

I leave you now to marinate.

It Never Ends.

Rocketing from the great cosmic morass of lunacy comes the Latest Democrat Plot To Ban Freedom From The Corners Of The Universe. In this instance, it's even more insidious because it

CONFUSES THE AMERICAN FORM OF GOVERNMENT WITH DEMOCRACY

For a handy dandy quick reference, here is what [AIR QUOTES] democracy [AIR QUOTES] looks like:

YUMMAY.

This on the other hand is what AMERICAN GOVERNMENT is supposed to look like:

Key differences in these images include the absence of severed heads and generally bloodthirsty whackballs.

BACK TO THE POINT:

The Peoples' Republic of Massachusetts has decided that they CAN'T GET OVER LOSING to George W to tha B soooooo much that they have decided that the state's electoral votes will automatically go to the winner of the NATIONAL popular vote in any presidential election.

Most intelligent people, (these are usually found without a D on their voter registration) understand that the whole point of the electoral college is to protect the interests of smaller states against undue political influence by larger states. Sadly, the state legislature in The Socialist Republic of Massachusetts has decided that there is no point in having their state properly represented in the presidential election.

At this point, I really have no idea what to say.

JUST KIDDING.

You knew I wasn't going to leave you hanging like that didn't you?

For real, all stupid people please PAY CLOSE ATTENTION: The Electoral College is meant to BALANCE NATIONAL ELECTIONS.

Why on Earth would someone visit any state other than New York, California, Florida, and Texas if the popular vote decided the election? I know you really like to rest your inadequately educated civics sensibilities on the idea that the United States is a democracy but democracies are what result when groups of majorities run around beating minorities down.

That doesn't sound American does it?

OF COURSE NOT.

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong:

Democratic People's Republic of Korea

Lao People's Democratic Republic

United States of America

BIG HINT: The first two are soul-sucking oppressive communist regimes.

I leave you now to your own marination.

Oh my it's BEEN SO LONG

It's not that I haven't been snarky or that I haven't had anything to say, it's more like I have not felt compelled to obliterate stupidity from this range in a while. But never fear, I am going to be on the look out for things to talk about. Wait, here's one now:

NEWT GINGRICH SAYS OBAMA HAS AN 80% CHANCE OF DEFEAT IN 2012.

Now as you may all well know, I would like absolutely nothing more than to see a Republican in the White House come 2013, however, I am not inclined to be diggin The Newt.

The Newt is the dude that was saying we should run "moderate" people in districts for congress.

Now watch as I rush to my Cliche Control Panel and SMASH the "If you are in the middle of the road YOU GET RUN OVER." button.

I can safely say this because in the best example of this phenomenon, the so called moderate got crushed.

The Newt is also indicating that he is likely running for The Prez in 2012 as well. With his super secret double probation strategy to play nice with Democrats Hellbent On The Destruction Of Us All, I'll be checking in on someone else for my support.

God help us.

My Congressthing Alan Grayson DEMOCRAT, held a "Town Hall" tonight at a UNION HALL that seats 126 people RIGHT AFTER a DEMOCRAT MEETING of whom 95 remained to take up seats. Approximately 1500 people were left outside trying to speak with their congressman.

This stunt is like someone holding a civil rights meeting at a Klan rally. Or he might as well have held it in a portolet.