Oh my it's BEEN SO LONG

It's not that I haven't been snarky or that I haven't had anything to say, it's more like I have not felt compelled to obliterate stupidity from this range in a while. But never fear, I am going to be on the look out for things to talk about. Wait, here's one now:

NEWT GINGRICH SAYS OBAMA HAS AN 80% CHANCE OF DEFEAT IN 2012.

Now as you may all well know, I would like absolutely nothing more than to see a Republican in the White House come 2013, however, I am not inclined to be diggin The Newt.

The Newt is the dude that was saying we should run "moderate" people in districts for congress.

Now watch as I rush to my Cliche Control Panel and SMASH the "If you are in the middle of the road YOU GET RUN OVER." button.

I can safely say this because in the best example of this phenomenon, the so called moderate got crushed.

The Newt is also indicating that he is likely running for The Prez in 2012 as well. With his super secret double probation strategy to play nice with Democrats Hellbent On The Destruction Of Us All, I'll be checking in on someone else for my support.

God help us.